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Sorry folks, should have done this the first time. Now it's the worlds straightest banana with a face! Much more Violent Veg.

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Really getting into this stuff now. The cards are hilarious. Checkout my attempt to do an animated one here.

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A bloke at work bought this in. Is it the worlds straightest banana?

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Picked up this card in Tesco on lunch. I've never seen this one before!!

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Found this hilarious old school Violent Veg card i got ages ago!

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